Archive for July, 2010

Why not live at Hounslow? Because I do, that’s why…

Posted in ¿Qué? on July 31, 2010 by therichieboy

…and living in Hounslow’s got to be the best reason not to want to live in Hounslow.

You naughty A380

Posted in ¿Qué? on July 30, 2010 by therichieboy

Oi A380, I can see you sneekily flying out of my parents’ bedroom window. Why are you in their bedroom? You don’t even need a bed- you’re a plane. You shouldn’t even have the ability to trick me with forced perspective. You’re a plane.

Why are things?

Posted in ¿Qué? on July 29, 2010 by therichieboy

 

This is what google tried to tell me I was searching for when actually I was searching for ‘Why are people so against looking at my blog? Is it because they’ve cracked the fact that I have  malware encoded into this text that is going to directly infect your brain, sukka?’ (You can now send me your bank details including pin number with your comments).

Beverage: a Study in Pewter and Frostiness

Posted in Uncategorized on July 26, 2010 by therichieboy

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Toby is now an Underground Lion

Posted in Animals on July 22, 2010 by therichieboy

The lovely little boy ran away the other day but then very kindly returned to regale us with tales of times past, when the back garden was a better place for a struggling cat who was trying to make it in the back garden. The next day he said ‘nang’ for the last time before hanging up his whiskers and departing for the great robin maming ground in the sky. RIP Toby:  Early 90s – 2010.

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Artistic TV Licence

Posted in Uncategorized on July 15, 2010 by therichieboy

…And stay away horrible people that force me to have to use incorrect grammar in my post title (sort of).

Spot the Dead Cyclist Competition

Posted in Uncategorized on July 13, 2010 by therichieboy

Please indicate where you think the splat formerly known as a cyclist should be and send your entry to ‘The Literal Cycle Smear Campaign’ c/o the  London Borough of Brentford on Crack.